A horgan is a kind of bat except it has a nose
and if you are not careful and the nose upon you blows
you turn into a horgan too, and that is how they grows
The horgan's nose is three feet long, its wings are ten feet wide
and if you hear it flapping and you want to run and hide
don't worry, stick your tongue out – its too big to get inside
(picture of horgan slamming nose-first into window)
